A Verizon Commercial I like!
No, I am not being paid by Verizon to advertize…I don’t even have Verizon service, but if there is a reason for me to switch, this is it:
Let me summarize:
The unshaven, lazy bum, aka Blue State guy, looks over at the other guy and what he sees are obviously superior political views.
The well-groomed, smart Red State guy (he’s wearing a sweater vest, that means he’s smart!) looks back at Blue State guy with a look that says “Yah, That’s right.” and casually walks away, leaving Blue State guy with a feeling of “Damn, why did I sign that 4 year contract on Nov. 4th”.
We then get a clearer look at just how widespread the Red State’s superior political views are…
Blue States fade away and the Red States dominate the screen.
Thank you, Verizon!
